Technicolor Yawns

Now we know why, when you have had a few too many, your lumpy laughter can be so spectacular . . .

Check out ‘bevshots‘ where some dudes* had a sudden thought – probly while suitably under the affluence of incohol? BevShots® are photographs of alcohol under a microscope.  These high-quality photographs of your favorite beers, wines, cocktails, liquers and mixers were taken after they had been crystallized on a slide and shot under a polarized light microscope. As the light refracts through the beverage crystals, the resulting photos have naturally magnificent colors and composition. Just like we had a naturally magnificent complexion, and erudite verbal composition while it was in our veins on its way to our brains where it belongs. Cheers!

Irish pale lager

Australian pale lager

Tequila

Feature pic: Irish Stout – aka ‘flokati rug dye‘

These quality scientific macro photographs explain why sometimes when you shoot a cat, it turns out to be a whole Bengal Tiger.

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Thanks @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Improve your vocabulary: Don’t just say ‘vomit,’ be like Shakespeare and use descriptive terms and synonyms: sidewalk pizza; burp cubed; spew; lumpy laughter; technicolor yawn; shoot a cat; chunder; upchuck; barf; vomit; hurl; ralph; brauer; purge; puke; hork; honk; buick; huey; louis; regurgitate; throw up; belch your boerewors; toss your cookies; lose your lunch; toss a pavement pizza; perform peristaltic pyrotechnics; paint the town red . . and yellow-green, orange and pink; calling Ralph on the big white telephone; pray to the porcelain gods; grocery yodel. (Your favourites in the comments, please!)

Scientific puzzle: Why, no matter what you have eaten, are there always bits of carrot in the mix?

Hypothesis: They hide in the appendix, waiting for just the right occasion to hu- hu- hu-ppear?